1. What is your DeviantArt name and what does it mean?
Arckaive. It was a portmanteau of character's names of a story I was writing and abandoned forever ago. It's still one of my most recognized names on the internetz, though. Also, since it is pronounced the same as "archive" it could imply my habit of hoarding information for the sake of hoarding information.

2. Why did you join this site?
I... don't clearly remember. XD It was over 3 years ago, after all. I think it was to keep in contact with , who was a very recent friend at the time.

3. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined?
I joined around the same time I became a Narutard, but formerly I was also a big fan of the dubbed RuroKen stuff and whatever annie-mays happened to be popular at the time.

4. How many people are you currently watching now?
Umm... *goes to look it up* 26 actual users, most of them just watch me because of the Naruto Avi Family RP or are personal friends, or mules of friends. 26 watches over 3 years... impressive.

5. Your first gift ever was to?
Gift...? giftart was probably a scribble to someone in elementary school, I don't remember the first actual gift I got someone...

6. List five things you are a fan of?
1.) HELLSING.
2.) Deadchovsky
3.) Good music in general
4.) Theatre
5.) BILLY MAYS. :/

7.) List four people you look up to the most?
1.) Siouxsie Sioux
2.) My aunt, who is an Astrophysicist.
3.) Mars Defden, creator and head administrator of Twilightsucks.com
4.)Rip Van Winkle, a Nazi Vampire.

9. How many pets do you own?
two dogs, a turtle, a rock, too many virtual ones to keep track of...

12. Name 3 aspects of your personality?
1.) Lethargic
2.) Procrastinating
3.) Impartial

13. If you could have a power what would it be?
Omnipotence. Or omniscience. whichever one works.

14. Who was the last person you talked to?
IRL? My grandmother, who was awesome enough to come over and help me groom my furball dogs.
Online? in her thread about GLBT rights and blinding with science.

15. Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
Probably my dog, trying to hold her still while grandma sheared her rear end.

16. Write the first five things that pop into your head?
1.) ...who is snoring? Mom? dad?...
2.) Do I still have snacks stashed up here? I want something to munch on...
3.) I have to go to the party store and get more snacks soon. And energy drinks.
4.) Tomorrow... if I wake up early enough, will I get chores done?
5.) ... Oh god not this song again, why does this radio station play such shit music all the time..?

17. What are the things you wish you could do better?
Communicate, argue, focus, self-motivate, study... all life skills that I've been able to shirk until recently.

18. Do you like who you are?
I can put up with me. If I were anyone else I think I would find myself to be an insufferable ass, though.

19. Summer or winter?
I like Winter, though apparently I get "depressed" in the colder months. Strangely enough, my extracurricular intellectual pursuits (AKA forum posting and arguing) thrive in Winter...

20. Rain or sun?
I avoid the sun as much as possible. Even on rainy days I put on sunscreen, though, because I'm that paranoid...

21. List 2 odd things about yourself?
1) My aforementioned paranoia over the sun...
2) I frequent Neo-Nazi and radical political sites, not because I agree with them, but because I'm fascinated by people who are different from me ideologically.

22. Pop or Hip hop?
They're the same thing these days.

23. How many scars do you have?
A few. Mainly razor nicks on my legs that never properly healed.

24. Do you wear spiked wristbands, collars & belts?
I want spiked wristbands, preferably from BatAttack or Vixens&Angels, but I have no monies. I do own a dog collar and a pyramid stud belt from Hot Topic, but I don't wear those much.

25. Do you own anything from Hot Topic?
That belt, probably a shirt or two (which, incidentally, all of my shirts from HotTopic have ripped in places and I've had to sew them back up, but oh vell...)

27. Nyc Trpp or Lip Service?
Tripp NYC and Lipp Service? I vastly prefer Lipp Service because they don't exclusively manufacture out of China and cater to the Mallgoth and idiotcore demograph. BatAttack and Black Angel are better than both of them, though.

28. Steak or Chicken?
I never understood why everyone thinks steak is so great. It's a piece of muscle tissue from a cow... delicious.

29. Favorite Color(s)?
I don't actually like Black exclusively. Most neutral colors, especially grays.

30. Anime or Manga?
If there is a manga the anime is based off of, it's probably better. I like some animes, though.

31. Beer or wine?
Wine. Beer tastes like crap regardless of quality, is full of carbs and you can get the same effect of drunkeness by drinking a fraction of liquor.

32. Goth or Emo?
They're both offshoots of the Postpunk eras, along with Hardcore and some Proto-Industrial. I guess I kind of prefer the Sisters of Mercy over City of Caterpillar, so... Goth.

33. How many pairs of shoes do you have?
A pair of converse One-stars (falling apart), a white pair of chuck taylors (in decent shape, but still have mud stains from New Zealand XD), a leather pair of chuck taylors (in good shape), three or four pairs of once-black Chucks (all falling apart and used for yardwork), my beloved combat boots, choir shoes and slippers.

34. What is the most amount alcohol you ever drank in one day?
Oh, I don't keep track... I have had more than a shot of hard liquor in one sitting though.

35. Cold or Hot?
Cold. it's much easier to warm up than to cool down.

36. Favourite pair of pants?
[link] These pants are freakin' AWESOME. (Ok, so I don't own them, but I WILL... someday...)

37. Do you like your user name?
Everyone knows me as Arckaive, and I've had it for so long, and no one else uses it as far as I know, so... I guess.

38. Have you tried any drugs?
*cough*

39. If you have? what drugs?
They're legal, I swear. Painkillers used by dentists almost made having 4 cavities filled at once bearable...

40. Do you have a myspace/Facebook page?
I'm on facebook, to keep in touch with people who aren't awesome enough to have a Gaia, TwiSucks, Youma, DA, etc...

41. Pizza or Kebabs?
Kebabs. I'm REALLY picky about pizza, and I won't eat it unless it's from one of the local big names...

42. Are you a nice person?
Not really. I'm not mean-spirited either, per se, but I'm certainly not empathetic on any level.

43. How old are you?
16.

44. Spikes, studs or eyelets?
Spikes make a bold statement, but eyelets are much more versatile... Iunno.

45. Do you like your music loud?
*Blasts .45 Grave through all the amps in the basement*

46. Kind hearted?
'fraid not. I'm not ALWAYS rude and insensitive, but...

47. Holden or Ford?
Ford?

48. Annoying?
And antagonizing.

49. Do you like PLZ accounts?
*I would put one right here to confirm my like of plz accounts, but I don't remember any off the top of my head.* did you know that most people accredit shakefish as the first PLZ pioneer? I remember back before they made that an emote, and I actually used his icon in it's not-yet-existent place. Epic.

50. Do you own a car or motor bike?
No, I can't drive. I do want a nice Cadillac or Lincoln-Mercury when I can, though.

51. Do you like The Presets?
*doesn't get it* I hate the Presets. I think they never should have been brought into existence.

52. Do you keep secrets?
My name isn't actually Lord Sock. Is that a secret?

53. Should they release criminals from jail if they have killed someone?
Circumstances, people! If they're a sociopath who had no problem committing the crime and no problems doing it again, we mind as well fry them. If someone put a bullet through someone's head in rage or panic or, god forbid someone innocent was convicted, absolutely not.

54. Are you a liar?
I prefer the term "selective about realities".

55. Have you tried to kill yourself before?
I've pondered it before in periods of extreme angst, but no, I've never made an attempt on my life. Unless driving counts, which it might.

57. Have you ever thought about killing someone?
*why isn't there a no. 56?*
Sometimes my elaborate fantasies about planning and executing gruesome murders frighten me. I try not to think about it.

58. KFC, Subway, McDonalds, Red Lobster or Burger King?
"five... five... five dollah FOOTLOOOONG~"

59. Do you love yourself?
I do have my narcissistic moments sometimes. Collectively, no.

61. Do you get depressed?
If my consistent and crippling apathy/lethargy counts.

62. Do you have many friends in real life?
I know a lot of people, I don't know how many I would really call "friends"...

63. Hardcore or Darkcore?
Nintendocore. I like Hardstyle, Darkwave and maybe even some Hatecore, but those two... well, when the local radio station calls Rise Against "hardcore", even if they were WAY out of line (which they were) I still can't respect it anymore.

64. Should stalkers get a second chance?
Should Edward Cullen have gotten ONE chance?

65. Imports or muscle cars?
I don't like either, really. High-end domestics, plz.

66. Gay, Bi or Straight?
To be honest, I'm not sure. Sexually I'm attracted to men, but my extreme aromanticism blurs things...

67. Do you get enough money each week?
probably more than I deserve, but enough is never enough...

68. Fast or slow music?
I like Bone Orchard, which is very slow folky kind of Deathrock/Gothabilly, but I also like Moi Dix Mois, which is symphonic metal...

69. Do you like that Number?
hurr hurr hurr, it reminds me of the 69 Eyes before anything else.

70. Do you use XD or LOL a lot?
I don't lol very much, really. XD, however, is an integral part of my online communications.

71. Should police mind their own business?
They should. So should Accountants, Biologists, politicians, missionaries, unemployed people... everyone should mind their own business. I don't see why this quiz singles out Law enforcement...?

72. Do you have a boyfriend?
No.

73. If so, who?
David Bowie.

74. What is your favourite band(s)?
Oh, that's difficult... It's a 4-way tie between Deadchovsky, Killing Joke, Cinema Strange and the Virgin Prunes.

75. Baggy or tight jeans?
Nobody... NOBODY wants to see me in tight jeans. Including me.

76. How many T.Vs in your house?
like... 4?

77. How many computers/Laptops in your house?
3 that work, there's a really old Windows '98-running computer in the spare bedroom.

78. LCD or Plasma?
I... don't know? LCD is apparently used for handheld game screens, so I'll go with that.

79. Are you racist?
"Everyone's a little bit racist~ to-day! So everyone's a little bit racist,~ O-kaaay!"

80. What time is it now?
1:46 AM. I should be sleeping, but I don't feel like it.

81. Should subbys be free?
subscriptions? On DA? No, that's one of the ways they make money and provide every deviant with a page and virtually unlimited uploads. If they stop making money off subs, we'll be bogged down with even more ads than we have already.

82. Are you a slow, Medium or a fast typer?
Medium, I guess, because I primarily use my index fingers, hit ^shift with my pinkies and the spacebar with my thumbs. seems to find watching me type amusing.

83. Do you like quizzes?
Sure, if they aren't stupid like the majority of facebook and Quizilla ones.

84. Do you buy stuff from those cheap Chinese shops?
I don't think I've ever encountered one. If Wal*mart counts, I try to avoid it.

85. Do you own any weapons?
I've got a metal softball bat that sits next to my bed (I'm not paranoid, I swear. it's there because I can't find a permanent place for it) but other than that, no.

86. If so. What?
A Sword of Omen that I got from a quest in SM Cath. It's speed is 1.90 and it adds +8 Agility and +11 Stamina!

87. How many speakers do you own?
Speakers, I don't know. There's a bunch of amps and sound equipment in my basement, though, and it's much louder than "speakers".

89. Do you own a pair of boots?
ILmy combat boots. *less than 3*

90. What is the best thing in the world to you?
Best thing in the world? umm... probably sleep.

91. What is your favorite Emoticon(s)?
, and because I knew the actual "shakefish" before they made an emote out of him.

92. Do you like pie?
I like pie, because the cake was a lie. Well, really it wasn't. The grief counseling was a lie, though.

93. Have you ever stayed up longer than 24 Hours?
I haven't had the opportunity to try. Maybe on my student ambassador trip, but I don't think so, time zones and all that.

94. Do you have any big brand name clothing?
Umm...

95. If so, what brands?
I have a couple of shirts from Aeropostale, though they're toned down and you can't tell. Otherwise, I don't think so.

96. Can you handle the sound of loud cars or motorbikes?
I'm from metro-Detroit, you get used to it.

97. Do you like kids?
Not particularly. Kids seem to really like me, though, as there's this one little girl at my brother's baseball games that begs me to draw for her all the time.

98. Sonic The Hedgehog Or Miles Tails Prower?
I'm reminded of a guy called CarjackOsama. He likes trolling Sonic fans by implying that Tails was Aryan and Sonic was a Jew. I think he said Knuckles was a Rroma ('gypsie' and Eggman was a communist or something. He's a fun troll, at any rate.

99. Eminem or 50 Cent?
As far as rappers go, I prefer Immortal Technique.

100. Money or love?
Money, because you can't buy happiness, but you CAN buy chocolate, which is pretty much the same.

101. Are you random?
People might think I'm being random when really I'm just making references to things or bands that no one's ever heard of.

102. Can you sleep through loud music?
I put on 89X (local "alternative station") when I go to bed. I'm thinking yeah.

103. Do you like where you live?
I'd prefer to move somewhere colder (like Sault Ste. Marie) but it's not too bad here.

104. Taxi or bus?
Iunno, bus?

105. What time is it now?
2:08 AM. don't worry, I'll go to bed sooner or later.

106. What do you feel like doing at the moment?
Eh, sleep is becoming more appealing, maybe get into my stash of late-night snacks, turn on last.fm because I'm getting tired of the crap they play on the radio...

107. Do you go on YouTube alot?
Not "alot", really. Back when I was really into Malice Mizer (Emo Japanese Transvestites~) I would have to watch 2-3 of their Promo videos, a few of their live recordings from Sans Retour Voyage, Mervailles or Bara Ni Irodorareta at the Nippon Budokan and at least one interview everyday, on top of arguing in the comment boxes of said videos. XD

108. Are you a member of any other site besides this one?
Oh, lots. Gaia, Facebook, Youtube, Photobucket, the Youmacon forums, the TwilightSucks proboards, the new TwilightSucks boards, Complaintopia refugee camp, the Artomatons proboards (refugees of the refugee camp, it seems XD), Encyclopedia Dramatica, StopTazmo, ProjectPlaylist, Last.fm... I can go on.

109. If so, what ones?
see above, I'm too lazy to copy+paste.

110. Are you glad this quiz is finished?
eh, now I'm debating whether to post this now or save it, sleep and do it tomorrow... I'm thinking now.
...
Well, maybe not because Firefox is being stupid and freezing up because I have *gasp* TWO TABS OPEN. My computer is so retarded sometimes.

001. Real name → Lord Sock, supreme bringer of Torment and Detergent
002. Nickname → Arckaive, SIN, Sin_through_Existence, Failure, Smart person.
003. Status → Cold. and sleepy.
004. Zodiac sign → Taurus
005. Male or female → Yes.
006. Elementary → at the risk of being tracked by stalkers, St. Clement Catholic.
007. Middle School → Carleton
008. High School → Cousino
009. Smart → ass.
010. Hair color → brown with copper highlights, seldom seen with my hair tied back.
011. Long or short → long. I may donate it after a few more inches...
012. Loud or Quiet → I'm only loud when being a dork. which is often. umm...
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans.
014. Phone or Camera → Camera?
015. Health freak → whar?
016. Drink or Smoke? → I... may have tasted red wine before...
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → Do fictional characters count? I <3 the Magical Leopluradon...
018. Eat or Drink → Nom.
019. Piercings → I used to have my right ear. It's closed up, I think.
020. Tattoos → I want some, but...

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → Right earlobe.
024. First best friend → Victoria
025. First award → Iunno. probably soccer or something.
026. First crush → I think I've supressed the memory.
027. First pet → Thor, the overweight yellow furball of thunder.
028. First big vacation → Eh... Tennessee, if I remember correctly.
030. First big birthday → I don't remember! ask something irrelevant!

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → Trying not to think about the dark chocolate stashed in my desk...
050. Drinking → Yuppie Canadian soda.
052. I'm about to → work through the night to finish a script for a historically accurate puppet show.
053. Listening to → Listening FOR. I'll get yelled at if I'm caught still working at 2AM.
054. Plans for today → tomorrow... Well, I've got that puppet show to continue work with, people to bother, sheet music to butcher...
055. Waiting for → My parents to go to bed so I can safely work on stuff.

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Not really. Maybe if I end up some filthy rich CEO I'll adopt, but...
059. Want to get married? → No particular interest in it, no.
060. Careers in mind → I'm too indecisive for my own good. anything from Library Sciences to Psychology to Radiology to freelance Journalism... I can go on for quite a long time.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
068. Lips or eyes → meh.
070. Shorter or taller? – meh?
072. Romantic or spontaneous → yech, romantics. creepy.
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → haa?
074. Sensitive or loud → sensitive to loud noises.
075. Hook-up or relationship → meh.
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → activist type troublemaker?

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → I lose my glasses when they're on my FACE.
081. Ran away from home → not that I recall.
084. Broken someones heart → *cracks valentine's day candy in half*
085. Been arrested → I'm not at liberty to speak of it before the trial's over. XD
087. Cried when someone died → *mourns the loss of jim the pillbug*

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Less than anything else.
090. Miracles → That which cannot be explained by science has not been properly documented.
091. Love at first sight → Not really. I believe in infatuation that can, in a random bit of chance, lead someone to a compatible partner, but...
092. Heaven → I believe in making peace with yourself.
093. Santa Claus → I seen him at the mall!
094. Sex on the first date → doesn't affect me, others may do as they do.
095. Kiss on the first date → I se no reason not to, I suppose.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → I'm fine in my solidarity, here with my unreasonable workload to keep me company.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → I can dream up my perfect world, but this is about as close as I'll ever get in reality.
099. Do you believe in God → I was an atheist, until I realized that I was God. Bow now to Lord Sock.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag → This doesn't seem like a question. Does not compute.

Dear KristenDestler:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you’re a pervert. I think I realized it on the First of May as you ate enchiladas and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I got a sex change. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about eggplant fetishism .

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Lord sock, bringer of supreme torment and detergent.

silliness aside, now Kristen and anyone reading this has to do the meme! rules and blank form are found [link] here.


This is quite possibly the most retarded journal psuedo-meme I've ever done. 'Twas fun. and I bent a few rules because I'm unpopular and because I suck like that. Yes, my walls are orange. no I do not usually do retarded psuedo-memes, but I've got time to waste.

...
All hopes of ever submitting a legitimate journal entry are lost. Bow now to Lord sock.

RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media plyer etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
5. Tag 6 people.

Are you male or female?
Seinaru koku eien no Inori – Malice Mizer (I am… AN EMO JAPANESE TRANSVESTITE.)

Describe yourself!
God thinks – Voltaire (Oh, the irony… )

What do people feel when they're around you?
Spiritual cramp – Christian Death (I… cramp their spiritual style?)

Describe your current relationship.
Wallflower – Switchblade Symphony

Where would you like to be now?
Chord of Souls – Fields of Nephilim

How do you feel about love?
Where good girls go to die – London after Midnight (It’s creepy how on-mark some of these are getting… O.o)

What's your life like?
Gaia – Tiamat (I… am goddess of all things internet! )

What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Absinthe – The Damned (drunkenness? Fairies of the green persuasion? Date Rape? Now I’m confused.)

Say something wise.
Plainsong – The Cure (ooo~, that’s deep, man.)

If someone says "is this okay?" you say,
Ex Lover’s Lover (Dead Girls) – Voltaire (well, I guess you can’t say “no” when you’re dead… )

How would you describe yourself?
Copycat – Switchblade Symphony (That’s not nice, playlist… )

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Romeo’s Distress – Christian Death (I like him to be a hopeless romantic and fearful of shadows?)

How do you feel today?
Alice – Sisters of Mercy ( I need my transcripts!)

What is your life's purpose?
Sleepwalk – Christian Death (That’s pretty much what I’m here for. Half the time I’m not even awake doing things… )

What is your motto?
A Gothic Overture - MacBeth

What do your friends think of you?
Psycho Magnet – London after Midnight (oh, that’s nice to know.)

What do you think of your parents?
Baby – Creaming Jesus (ah… no comment.)

What do you think about very often?
Grey – 69 eyes (deeeepressiooooooon….)

what is 2 + 2?
The Tenant – Play Dead

What do you think of your best friend?
Nazi Halo – Jack off Jill (I now know the reason that song is still on my playlist. XD)

What do you think of the person you like?
En Hiver – Cinema Strange

What is your life story?
Shiroi (hada ni kuuru, aito kanashimi no Rondo) – Malice Mizer (The maddening white skin, Rondo of love and sadness?! Well, at least the promo outfits were nice.)

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Nocturnal Romance – Moi dix Mois (I want to be a sexy vampire. Quite an aspiration, ne?)

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Special little Gift – The Last Dance

what will u dance to at ur wedding?
Rain – Tones on Tail

What will they play at your funeral?
Adrenaline – Rosetta stone (I died doing something exciting. Yaay~)

What is your hobby/interest?
Wolf Moon – Type O Negative

What is your biggest fear?
Democracy – Killing Joke (Fear the idiot majority! Fear the national popularity contest! Be afraaaaid… )

What is your biggest secret?
The Time of Spells – Mandragora Scream (that I will squeeze you if you break my heart?)

What do you think of your friends?
The Chorus of the furies – Faith and the Muse (a furious chorus? What did they do?)

What will you post this as?
Tauschung – Cruxshadows

This was fun, though a little discerning at times.
I tag… YOU! Whoever reads this! Even if you already did it!